Dracula vs. Frankenstein

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Calling all villagers with pitchforks! It’s DUMB FRANKENSTEIN MONTH at Mondo Mondays, celebrating the 200th anniversary of Mary Shelly’s literary creation with a re-animated array of fun-loving Frankie Flicks you’ll just be dying to see!

“Yesterday they were cold and dead. Today they’re hot and bothered!” What happens when the world’s two greatest titans of terror slug it out in the ultimate battle of the has-been monsters? Apparently, not all that much, at least based on the evidence presented in this notoriously awful 1971 creature feature from infamous Z-movie maestro Al Adamson (Satan’s Sadists, The Naughty Stewardesses).

“Insane and mind-boggling … beyond ridiculous … this is not the kind of movie you get to see every day.” – Cult Reviews    

Place your bets on the goofy ‘70s porn star-looking bloodsucker or the lumpy mashed potato-faced Frankenweenie … either way, the only winners here will be those viewers with a taste for hilariously awful horror trash. Admittedly, this slapdash epic of bad filmmaking has managed to achieve perverse cult status thanks to its sheer ineptness and surprisingly impressive cast, and it’s a doozy. Decrepit Dr. Frankenstein (Oscar-nominated actor J. Carrol Naish) runs a “House of Horrors” at a rundown carnival, but it’s really just a cover for his more devious scientific experimentation – work that requires the murderous deeds of his mute assistant Groton (the legendary Lon Chaney, Jr.) So far, so bad, until one day Count Dracula (played by some guy named “Zandor Vorkov.” Seriously.) shows up out of the blue bearing the stolen corpse of Frankenstein’s monster. Seems the fanged freak (who, this being the early ‘70s, sports meaty pork chop sideburns and a white guy afro) wants to make the doctor an offer he can’t refuse: resurrect the monster so that Dracula can use the beast to carry out his plan to take over the world. Throw in a sultry lounge singer in hot pants and white go-go boots who’s looking for her missing sister, a dumb jock looking to get laid, a sinister little person who deals in stolen puppies, and a whole lot of incoherent “action” involving beheadings, hippies and a final battle between Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster that inadvertently plays out like a bad SNL skit, and you’ve got an unforgettable piece of junk that will really knock you for a loop! (Dir. by Al Adamson, 1971, USA, 82 mins., Not Rated)

Mondo Mondays RAFFLE 2018

VH-YES! Each month at Mondo Mondays in 2018 we’ll be holding a free raffle for an exclusive, one-of-a-kind prize: an old-school VHS case with original Mondo Mondays cover art designed by Tucson artist Ben Mackey! There’ll be new cover art every month, and each case will include a fabulous mystery VHS tape! Collect ‘em all! You must attend EVERY Mondo movie of the month in order to enter, and only one lucky winner will be selected at the final screening of each month. A special punch card will be provided to keep track of your attendance. And remember … please be kind and rewind.