Hard Ticket to Hawaii
MONDAY, JUNE 12 AT 8:00PM
General Admission: $4 | Loft Members: $3
Surf’s up for BEACH BLANKET BLOODBATH Month at Mondo Mondays, featuring a bevy of beachy B-movies that will keep you screaming all summer long!
“This ain’t no hula!” Bullets, bikinis and radioactive pythons turn the beaches of Hawaii into total B-movie mayhem in this wild action/comedy featuring more sex, violence and gun-toting Playboy Playmates than could possibly be legal! The Agency is a tough-as-nails, tech-savvy squad of physically ideal humans (led by Playboy icon Dona Speir and Bold and the Beautiful soap hunk Ronn Moss) who defend Hawaii’s beautiful Molokai Island from diamond smugglers, narcotics slingers, a skateboarding maniac armed with an inflatable sex doll, and a killer mutant snake on the rampage. Tirelessly and often shirtlessly, The Agency deals out homicidal justice at every turn via non-stop explosions, car chases, karate fights, and sweaty love scenes in order to ensure the safety (and satisfaction) of every bronzed body on the beach. A hilariously entertaining eruption of trashy ‘80s direct-to-video excitement, Hard Ticket to Hawaii delivers the goods as only legendary exploitation director Andy Sidaris (Malibu Express) would dare. (Dir. by Andy Sidaris, 1987, USA, 96 mins., Rated R)