Highway to Hell

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“The cops on this road don’t take you to jail … they take you to HELL!” A teen nerd must drive his hot rod straight into hell if he wants to save his girlfriend from becoming Satan’s bride in this dementedly demonic road trip extravaganza!

“An underrated popcorn classic of mindless entertainment.” – Attack of the Couch Potato

Lovestruck teenagers Charlie (Chad Lowe, Rob’s little brother) and Rachel (Kristy Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer) are eloping to Las Vegas for their secret wedding. Unfortunately, standing in their way is that old horndog Satan, who has taken a shine to Rachel and thus sent his burnt-face Hell Cop (C.J. Graham, Jason from Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) to drag her down to Hades where she can theoretically satisfy his twisted lust. When Charlie follows on a rescue mission, he’s thrust into a freaky world of satanic bikers, cannibalistic blondes and a coffee shop where the food could literally jump up and kill you. Naturally, it all boils down to a no-rules desert road race between Charlie and Hell Cop in which the winner takes all … including the loser’s soul! A crazed concoction of action, comedy and hellish horror, Highway to Hell also features Richard Farnsworth (The Straight Story), Ben Stiller as Attila the Hun, rocker Lita Ford and, for some reason, comedian Gilbert Gottfried as Hitler. From the director of Drop Dead Fred! (Dir. by Ate de Jong, 1991, USA, 94mins., Rated R)