Not of this Earth

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Earthlings beware! It’s EVIL EXTRATERRESTRIALS MONTH at Mondo Mondays, featuring hordes of angry aliens out to enslave us all with their terrible movies!

“Traci Lords is … Not of This Earth!” In this deliciously campy remake of the 1957 Roger Corman classic, a sickly, sunglasses-wearing space vampire visits Earth to find human blood for the inhabitants of his dying planet, but there’s one thing he didn’t count on … ex-adult film star Traci Lords, who is willing to do whatever she can to save her planet from the intergalactic bloodsucker!

“This is pure movie junk food … it’s great fun and was clearly meant to be enjoyed with a six pack.” – Movie Madhouse

In her first non-porno, “mainstream” movie role, a young Traci Lords plays Nadine, a private live-in nurse who goes to work for a mysterious patient who loves his dark shades and black mortician suit. Nadine happily spends her days giving “Mr. Johnson” home blood transfusions and relaxing in her teeny-weeny bikini, but when she discovers that her new client is really an alien intent on harvesting human blood to send back to his home planet of Davanna, Nadine must fight back, leading to a slew of tasty B-movie hijinks involving gratuitous nudity, campy comedy, senseless murder, bad New Wave music, laser eyes and lots of stuff blowing up. Why, it’s just what the doctor ordered! (Dir. by Jim Wynorski, 1988, USA, 81 mins., Rated R)

Mondo Mondays RAFFLE 2018

VH-YES! Each month at Mondo Mondays in 2018 we’ll be holding a free raffle for an exclusive, one-of-a-kind prize: an old-school VHS case with original Mondo Mondays cover art designed by Tucson artist Ben Mackey! There’ll be new cover art every month, and each case will include a fabulous mystery VHS tape! Collect ‘em all! You must attend EVERY Mondo movie of the month in order to enter, and only one lucky winner will be selected at the final screening of each month. A special punch card will be provided to keep track of your attendance. And remember … please be kind and rewind.